I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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