Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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