im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
