i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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