How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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