Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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