I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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