Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Never underestimate the power of titties
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
