so let's talk penis.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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