I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Randomize
