i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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