We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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