I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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