Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.