just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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