so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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