just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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