Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm passing your future prison.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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