are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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