PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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