they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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