what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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