I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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