I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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