how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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