If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.