yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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