That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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