Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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