I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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