BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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