if only i could text you this smell
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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