So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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