I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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