just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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