I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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