How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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