i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.