He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i have herpe
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.