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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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