Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.