is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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