so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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