Three words: puerto rican gang bang
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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