I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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