can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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