Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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