there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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