he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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