sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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