i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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