have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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