Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this will be a night to untag.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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