its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
send nudes
from the living room?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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