wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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